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1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.

2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.

3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.

4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.

5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.

6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.

7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.

8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.

9) Read the young master yaoi Sebby/Ciel fanfics for bed time stories.

10) Shave a cat and hand it to him, claiming it's a Christmas present. Works best if it is several months away from December.

11) At dinner, convince Ciel to demand an extra seat, plate of food, and drink for his imaginary friend.

12) Buy him a Chihuahua and train it to bark when ever he says the word "The".

13) Tell Mayrin that Sebastian wants a strip tease.

14) Tell him that Grell wants to be his valentine.

15) Give Grell a Sebastian sex doll!

16) Dress up like Grell and glomp him.

17) Call him "Bassy" or "Sebby".

18) Steal and hide all the forks and knives so that he is forced to use the spoons in combat.

19) Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic utensils.

20) Put a dog treat in his pocket and send a bunch of dogs after him.

21) Dress up as Ciel and "order" him to do the CaramellDansen.

22) Tell the servant's that it is Sebastian's birthday and ask bard to help you make the cake, telling him it's ok to put firecrackers in place of candles.
Ever wonder how to annoy Sebastian Michaelis? WELL, I'm here to help! I hope you enjoy! :3 :iconsebastianplz:
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AtukaTheRaptor Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  New Deviant
You know, I'd walk in the bathroom while he was taking a shower "on accident" pfffft. I don't need a camera to remember that. *Nosebleed* ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ
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KittyPaints247 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg this is pure gold
PURE
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QueenOfAwesome3987 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student General Artist
I would die to see 21.
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EmmiMichaelis Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
LOL SEBBY THE CAMERA LOVES YA!Mio (Laughing) [V2] Sebastian Michaelis (Kawaii) [V1] Sebastian Michaelis (Evil Look) [V2] 
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed~! ;3
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student General Artist
4 and 21 

THE CAMERA LOVES YEH
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed, it loves Sebby <3 XD
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
24-let claude take ciel and try to stop sebastian of folowing them.
that is super mean XD...
25-when he's showering take all of his clothes/make ciel order sebastian going just in his cat underwear.haha!
26-ask him alot of stupid questions/ask him awkward questions in public like:how doing kids n stuff.....XD 
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student Writer
OMG #21!
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Catz2kittenz Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I died at #4. XD
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CrystalCritic Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Where's a "Claude is way sexier then you" prank?
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ShadMoon-Art Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahhah!
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
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ShadMoon-Art Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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kaylalovesbassy17 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
4,10,18,20,22 most definitely lol
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
true...i love him with his uncoolness.he funny:D
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
wait.i have another one.
23)call him applehead or any other awkward name in public
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD lawl. or maybe ask him where he got his 'hooker heels' from when he goes full demon?
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Hehe!good idea!i have a black joke that can annoy him to death,(like killing a cat infront of his eyes)hehe..aw..i love bassy...
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
he seems so hard to shake yet so many things would make him lose his cool xD
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vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
finaly 
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:iconvale0012:
vale0012 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
YAY!!!!
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SonicFanGirl1122 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconcielphantomhiveplz: : DO THE CARAMELLDANSEN! :D
:iconsebastianplz: : O////O fine.... T///////T
:icongrellplz: :^///^ OMG! OMG!FKGJFFGKDF -fangirling-
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, grell would deeply enjoy that xD
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ask-female-firepaw Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student Filmographer
im dead. you killed me. its...........so............FUNNY XDDDDD
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
oh no! dont die! :XD: glad you liked it though~!
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ask-female-firepaw Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Filmographer
^^ 
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lobospade Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Artist
Id be dead by #7.
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD lol
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lobospade Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Artist
Yup!
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FollowFi Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT SOME OF THE ANNOYING SEBBY WAYS YOU GOT IT ON QUOTEV!!!! :D
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i did?? i can honestly say i've never been on there...
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daEmoBluberry Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this so much XD
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
good~! :D
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xXSakuraWolfXx Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
7 is cool!gotta try that!haha
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xhirarii Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I can't wait to use this...
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
buahahaha good! >:3
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NumberOneTsundere Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

1.) Gladly I Know Just The Perfect Person To Cut Hedges.... That's Perfect Bard, Flamethrowers Work On Everything!
2.) Oh, I Don't Trust You... *Continues To Spray Disinfectant* STAY AWAY!
3.) Okay Who Ever Messes Up The Lawn The Most Wins... Got It Finny!
4.) Grell, Mayrin... I Have A Surprise For You! Man Camera's Are Awesome!
5.) Hey Sebastian, Do You Remember That Porno? It Seems To Intrigue Grell And Mayrin A Lot!
6.) ... . -... .- ... - .. .- -. / .. ... / ... --- / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. (FYI It Says Sebastian Is So Stupid)
7.) Well Sebby, When Two People (Or More) Love Each Other, Like You And I For Example They (Can't Continue Die To Little Children Existing...)

8.) And This Bassy Is What I Like To Call My World... Oh Look, This Picture Of You And Grell Is Really Sexy!

9.) Sebastian: Master Are You Ready To Go To Bed Now, You Seem Tired? Ciel: GET AWAY FROM ME, I KNOW WHAT DIRTY THINGS YOU THINK!!!!!

10.) Me: Merry Christmas! Sebastian: B-But It's July, You Know That, Right? Me: I Shaved Those Cats In Your Closet Hope You Enjoy! :D

11.) Ciel: Sebastian, Please Add A Extra Serving. Sebastian: Oh I'm Honored My Lo- Ciel: Lets Go Sebastian #2! Sebastian: A Second Me? *Cries.*

12.) Sebastian: The- Woof -The *Woof* TheQue- Woof -Your Majesty Requests You Send Her The- Woof -That's It! *Kicks Dog Until It Dies.*

13.) Mayrin: Sebastian! Sebastian: Yes, What Is I-- Ummm... Mayrin? Mayrin: Yeeeees? Sebastian: Why Are You Naked And Staring At Me Like That?

14.) Sebastian: Grell, What Are You Doing Here? Grell: Oh My Bassy! I Always Knew You Loved Me! Shall We Go Out Now... My Dear Valentine.

15.) Grell: No....Way! *Squels* This Should Be So Fun! It's Not As Good As The Real Sebby... *Rape Face* But All The Things I Will Do To This!

16.) *Hug Attacks Sebastian* Me Dressed As Grell: My Bassy! You're Always So Sexy! I Couldn't Pass This Up! Sebastian: WTF!

17.) Me: Sebby, Sebby, Sebby, Bassy, Bassy, Bassy, SEBBY, BASSY!!! Sebastian: WHAT! Me: Hi... *Laughs Gay-Like While Running Away.*

18.) Me: *Steals Knives And Forks* He He He! He'll Never Know!! Tanaka: Ho Ho Ho. Me: YOU SAW NOTHING, YOU HEAR!!!!!

19.) Sebastian: Take This! Enemy: Huh? Was That Supposed To Hurt? Sebastian: Y-Yeah? Checks Utensils, Plastic... F*ck!

20.) Go Forth My Hounds, Go After That Tasty Man! HA HA HA HA HA!

21.) Me Dressed Like Ciel: Ooo Ooo Ooo Woah Oh Woah! Sebastian: Master, It's Already Been Five Hours Can I Stop? Me Dressed Like Ciel: NEVER!!

22.) Me: Happy Birthday! Sebastian: H-huh? Me: Blow Out The Candles! *Stands Back* Sebastian: But This Is Dyna-*INSERT EXPLOSION SOUND!*

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xXSakuraWolfXx Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!besht!
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
omg i died!! XD
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NumberOneTsundere Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD That Was A Fun Comment To Make, I Just Felt The Urge To Say What I Thought XD
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
well i'm glad you did~! XD
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NumberOneTsundere Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
TY :D
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
no prob~! :3
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These are all so funny! XD I may even be inspired enough to create a fanfiction with an OC doing some of these to Sebastion!
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
omg that would be awesome~!
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nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've already started it. If I end up uploading it, I'll be sure to give you the link. :iconsebastianplz:
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xxCoffee-Wizard Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
alright, awesome sauce! :XD:
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JokiTonyuKirin Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student General Artist
NOOO!!!! NO ANNOYING THE PERFECT freaking killer who kills anyone as long as it's for Ciel... but it sounds like fun.. I might do it to one of my friends that's in a similar place as him... XD THE LAUGHS!!! I WAS DYING READING THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! *dresses up like Grell and glomps you*
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Abstract-Imagining Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I'm dying
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